Bigfoot: Was He Really Found? What Does He Eat?

Do you believe SearchingForBigfoot’s claim that thay actually found a seven-foot-seven-inch Bigfoot that weighs over 500 pounds, walks upright, looks part human and part ape-like, has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes?

DNA tests are allegedly underway on the "body that may very well be the body of the creature commontly known as Bigfoot," and the media will learn more at a press conference on Friday.

Bigfood was reportedly found by Georgia residents Matthew Whitton (AKA Gary Parker), a police officer on leave after being wounded on the job, and Rick Dyer, a former correctional officer. Tom Biscardi, CEO of Searching for Bigfoot, Inc.
If this is Bigfoot, how can he have been around for so long without ever having been found? And, more importantly, how does the big guy keep surviving?

What does he eat? How big are his strides? Does he have any human friends? Does he have relatives?

And what would David Schwimmer’s paleontologist character Ross (on the Friends TV show) have to say about this reported find?(For those of you not in the know, Schwimmer plays Ross Geller, a paleontologist working at a museum of Natural History and later a paleontology professor at New York University.)