Entertainment Patrol

Dazzling, Eye-Catching “Chocolate Factory”

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What enticing, dazzling, enticing eye candy (the safe, non-caloric kind) greeted me early this morning, specifically at the midnight showing (the first offered) of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory." I’m glad I caught the spectacle early, because I suspect that long lines will be forming this weekend — and rightly so. The Tim Burton film […]

On a Lighter Note

Woman Down Sizes Instead of Super Sizes From McDonald’s-Only Diet!

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Oh goodness! An obese 35-year-old North Carolina woman who can’t get enough of McDonald’s’ carb-and-cheese covered, tartar-sauce-dipped Filet-O-Fish told the Raleigh News & Observer that she’s lost 33 pounds just by eating 1,400 calories per day from her favorite fast food joint! I’m nauseous just hearing about this unorthodox regime being followed by the single […]