High Heels for Tots Rises High

Heelarious
Why would anyone be stupid enough to even conceive of creating $35 high “Heelarious” heels for toddlers, who are too young to even walk?!

Not only do they look dangerous on their developing ankles — soft cushion or not — but these absurd concoctions may foster a shallow, heel obsession at an early age — one that makes Manolo Blahnik-loving Carrie Bradshaw of “Sex and the City” (Sarah Jessica Parker) look like an angel.

What happened to just letting tots be tots and crawl around? Why not focus on teaching them good sucking or crying habits instead? In other words, just let babies be babies!

This is not Heelarious, as the title suggests — this is taking the wee ones into heel hell. Watch what they said on Today/