This Halloween, Give Sweet Gifts That Are Sugar-Free; My Funny New Moniker As “The Halloween Sugar Grinch No More!”

For me, this week I’ve been indulging in lots of laughter, first with the publication Monday of TIME magazine, which contained "Galley Girl" Andrea Sachs’ creative article, "A Sugar-Free Halloween."

My latest guffaws came a bit ago when the talented graphic designer Peter Weber — with whom I’ve worked on projects for years — cracked me up with an e-mail surprise.

He sent me a silly, new moniker for me, as well as fun Halloween-y, orange-containing graphic.

Here it is.

The Halloween Sugar Grinch No More!

Remember, Halloween this coming Monday does NOT have to be a mandatory, give-out-sugar day! You don’t want to turn your adorable, beloved children; your cherished loved ones, and your neighbors’ unsuspecting kids into frenetic, annoying, moody, cranky, irritable, object-hurling, concentration-challenged Little Sugar Grinches this holiday by sending them into SUGAR SHOCK!

Instead, pass out fun party favors such as glow-in-the-dark objects, kazoos, stickers, pens, little frisbees (adorned with smiley faces), and other fun Halloween doodads. Or, you could even urge your kids to raises money for UNICEF.

But take a tip from TIME magazine’s Andrea Sachs, who is clearly on the cutting edge by suggesting — even if it was playfully — this very same, sugar-spurning idea in her article, "A Sugar-Free Halloween?"

Of course, as I said previously, I beg to differ with the way she characterized me, although she certainly got me to chuckle. Folks, I’m quite the opposite of a "killjoy," as Andrea playfully dubbed anti-sugar advocate Dr. Gott and me in the beginning of her piece:

"Who are these killjoys, arriving at the same time as the trick-or-treaters? Why, they’re the anti-sugar brigade, warning that plain-old table sugar and its gussied up first cousins — honey, molasses, cane sugar, corn syrup and maple syrup — are less than sweet to those are less than sweet to those who overindulge…"

Anyhow, for fun ideas on what to give the kids ringing your doorbell, see my article: Parents, Give Fun, Glow-in-the-Dark Objects & Other Fun Stuff This Halloween, and Encourage Your Kids to Trick-or-Treat for UNICEF.